tODAY AT WORK, AT MCDONALD’S THESE PEOPLE WITH MASKS CAME IN AND I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS AND THEY SHOUTED “EVERYONE STAY CALM, JUST CAN YOU DO US A FAVOR” AND I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, THIS IS IT, OMG THEY’RE GONNA PULL OUT A GUN, GOD HELP US, AND EVERYONE LOOKED SO PALE AND WE ALL LOOKED AT EACH OTHER LIKE HOLY SHIT AND THEN THE ONE GUY SAID “I NEED YOU TO DO THE YMCA WITH US FOR OUR BLOG”
white girls don’t pee they *you’reinate
i want a lady on the dash but a freak in the ask
One of the perks of being home is having my own WiFi…yess I don’t have to wait for movies to load yessssss
just breathing makes me nauseous I have no fucking idea why. I can barely eat more than a few bites of anything and I don’t have a fever or anything so I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I can just like imagine me being pregnant and how terribly dizzy and sick i’m going to be. Like I can’t do this. It’s not okay. I don’t know what to do.
this one time our band went on a trip to DC and we went to the air and space museum but for the whole trip my friends were ignoring me and i wanted to show my mom that i actually did have friends so i took this picture with one of the exhibits and
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth